we're going to stage an intervention with the neon post-its and make them give up their wacky, crazy ways ...

Loving you the way I do
I know we're gonna make it through
And I will go to the ends of the earth
'Cause darling, to me that's what you're worth
Where you lead
I will follow anywhere
That you tell me to
If you need, you need me to be with you
I will follow where you lead
If you're out on the road
Feeling lonely
And so cold
All you have to do is call my name
And I'll be there on the next train
Where you lead
I will follow anywhere
That you tell me to
If you need, you need me to be with you
I will follow where you lead
I always wanted a real home
With flowers on the window sill
But if you wanna live in New York City
Honey, you know I will
You never know how it's all gonna turn out
But that's okay
Just as long as we're together
We can find a way
-"Where You Lead" by Carole King and Louise Goffin (aka the "Gilmore Girls" theme song)

Rory: "I'm going to a serious school now, I need serious paper."
Lorelai: "Paper's paper."
Rory: "Not at Chilton."
Lorelai: "Alright, fine. Here is your serious paper."
Rory: "Thank you."
Lorelai: "Oh and here are your somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils, your manic-depressive pens."
Rory: "Mom ..."
Lorelai: "Now these erasers are on lithium so they may nseem cheerful but we actually caught them trying to shove themselves in the pencil sharpener earlier."
Rory: "I'm going home now."
Lorelai: "No, wait! We're going to stage an intervention with the neon Post-its and make them give up their wacky crazy ways."
-from Gilmore Girls (Episode 1.4)